Two Truths and a Lie

Among these groups of three sentences, two of them are facts, the other one is a big lie.  Hmm, it’s up to you to unfold the lies between the facts about me. Ready? Here it goes.

I can tickle myself

I can interpret dreams

I can do tumbling

I have many penmanships

I like receiving calls

I like receiving letters

I can’t whistle

I can write well on both hands

I have spent a day doing nothing waiting for someone’s text

I do not know how to ride a bicycle

I have a gap between my two front teeth when I was a kid

I almost killed a cat intentionally when I was a kid

I don’t like the smell of guyabano

I have pooed on the floor after 20

I do smoke and drink occassionally 

Milkshake

It was years ago before the crave in you began
And years minus one before I decided to stop
The short-term attraction turned into addiction
With the help of an angel, I finally forgot your touch

Moments passed, I was gazing at the galaxies
We met again by a mere coincidence
I felt I had moved on from a crazy endeavor
But still hallucinating from time to time

But I don't want to learn anything new about you
From the day I decided not to hold back, not even once
Can't risk to get hurt, to get even, to get worse
But just savor the sweet cream aftertaste